Uriel ([info]malkuthmalakh) wrote,
@ 2008-02-17 08:04:00
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[[Accidental Voice Post]]
Hey...has anyone seen my mansion?

[[muttering]]

I wake up in a garden, no idea where I am, no memory of how I got here. Well, jeez, at least it must have been a good night....

[[click...]]

[[ooc:For the duration of the Soap Opera curse, Uriel thinks he is a flirtatious playboy millionnaire by the name of Paulie Heartsen. As far as he is concerned, Alexiel is his supermodel girlfriend, Rosiel is his spanish french maid, Lucifer is his scruffy no-good brother, Suzaku is his intelligent brother who went to Harvard, C.C. is his rather distant nouveau riche mother, Vimes is his drunken father who sleeps with the maid, Megumi is his beloved childhood friend, Setsuna and Sara are the nice couple who live with their daughter Lily and sons Kira and Katou two doors down (logic doesn't come into this) etc. etc. I'll make up more as I go along. He will respond appropriately. He the meantime he will be cruising around in his city-provided red ferrari looking for chicks, or at a pinch, his girlfriend.]]

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[info]justawitch
2008-02-17 08:17 am UTC (link)
Oh.

There you are.

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-17 08:19 am UTC (link)
MOM! Stop reading my journal.

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[info]justawitch
2008-02-17 08:24 am UTC (link)
Just the sort of response I expected from a boy like you, honestly-

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-17 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I wonder who I get it from.

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[info]justawitch
2008-02-17 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Your no good father, that's who.

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-18 08:06 am UTC (link)
Hey, lay off dad. At least he isn't obsessed with manicures.

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[info]one_of_heaven
2008-02-17 08:28 am UTC (link)
Ah... mon Dieu, donc, que est-ce qu'il a faire?!... maaaasteeeeehr! You have forgotten your cape!



[ooc: French maid.]

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-17 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Quit cramping my style Rosette. You know that thing doesn't go with my gucci loafers.

[ooc: Ah, Pardonnez-moi.]

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[info]one_of_heaven
2008-02-17 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Stupid tranny, thank mighty Jesus I yanked the gold buttons off your coat before you lost'em gambling, you little prick -

Zhou are so wize, monsieur - have zhou seen zhe meid's skirt to-dey?

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-18 08:06 am UTC (link)
Skirt? Uh... no. Why?

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[info]kenoshim
2008-02-17 01:09 pm UTC (link)
A-ah!

[ooc: Say welcome back to intelligent brother coming home from Harvard and just stepped in front of that gorgeous ferrari.]

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-17 02:09 pm UTC (link)
JESUS!

[Brings ferrari to screeching halt, dives out, scuffing gucci loafers in process, to check brother is okay.]

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[info]kenoshim
2008-02-17 02:21 pm UTC (link)
I should've known that was you.

[Pats his checkered button-downs.]

You never look at the road when you drive.

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-18 08:07 am UTC (link)
[Laughs nervously]

Yeah, I'm a crappy driver. You're home kinda early, bro..

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[info]againstgod
2008-02-17 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Where were you last night?!

((OOC: And what about Belial, Michael and Katan? XD Belial = major domo?)).

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-18 08:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, Honey! I was out with some friends...yeah, friends.

Say, how about we go to Malibu...just you and me..for a little while.

[[ooc: LOL "One has laid the table. One hopes the young master likes the venus flytrap arrangement" ]]

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[info]againstgod
2008-02-18 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Do your friends have names?

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[info]heavensflower
2008-02-17 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. Are you lost Mr. Uriel?

[ooc: On that note, Lil is secretly crushing on Uriel, and even at age 12 she's trying to think of ways to take Alexiel down, despite being absolutely flowers and candy on the surface. To everyone. If that's okay? XD]

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[info]malkuthmalakh
2008-02-18 08:10 am UTC (link)
I guess so. Not really sure where I am right now...

Uh..Mr What?

[[ooc:XD Cute]]

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